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wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery, via ryanaclemente)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(via heylookitsjohnna)

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

(via skyscraperseed)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via fake-mermaid)