idontcarey

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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(via ryanaclemente)

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out

(Source: regulative, via fake-mermaid)

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

(via fake-mermaid)

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via cumfort)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via fake-mermaid)

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved shit

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(via leftnipple)

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

(via nqthqn)