idontcarey

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via cumfort)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via fake-mermaid)

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved shit

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(via leftnipple)

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

(via nqthqn)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via fake-mermaid)

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via leftnipple)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via cumfort)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via skyscraperseed)