idontcarey

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via fake-mermaid)

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via fake-mermaid)

hardcorebcre:

been around the world

dont speak the language

but

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dont need explainin

(Source: bonnefires, via fake-mermaid)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via guzmankevin)

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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(via leftnipple)

rhyse:

benedict cumberbatch returns home after a long flight

rhyse:

benedict cumberbatch returns home after a long flight

(Source: picapixels, via anus)

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

image

image

(via ryanaclemente)

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira